Fool...sarcasm is odorless

For those of you who don't know Devin and I went on the Ensenada cruise for our honeymoon. I was rather "sick" most of the trip which resulted in us playing a lot of scrabble, eating a lot, calling in for room service so in other words eating some more, hanging out in our cabin, gaining like fifteen pounds each and watching mindless TV

There was this one stupid movie that kept playing over and over and of course Devin decided it would be a great idea to watch it over and over. You see one of Devin's not so secret shames is that he loves bad movies, like no plot/predictable plot, crappy actors, great to make fun of movies. The movie was called Motocross Kids.

Tag Line: No one wins alone

My Tagline: Gary Busey, Lorenzo Lamas, and "Joe Millionaire" in a movie about a motocross riding chimp? Are you kidding me? Forget Best Picture of 2004...this might make a run at the title of "Best Thing Ever Put on Film in the History of Western Civilization."

The particular movie is about a motocross chimpanzee that saves the day when it rides in a dirt biking competition and wins in place of the best kid on the team that got hurt. The best part of the movie was a line that went something like this:
-That monkey can't compete!
-There's nothing in the rules that says a chimpanzee can't



Devin loved it becuase it had Gary Busey and he found that hilarious.
I personally find the most hilarious thing about Gary Busey to be his DUI photo.



The only part of this movie I loved was looking it up on IMDB.com and finding this little conversation:

-I think I smell an Oscar!

-I just feel bad for the people who don't live in LA, Atlanta, Detroit, Houston and San Francisco, who will miss out on seeing this film during its special "limited" theatrical release. I'm not sure the home video experience will really do it justice...

-my local blockbuster has 10 copies...and they are always rented out. This saddens me, as I desire to see this piece of art.

-The only thing I smell is a crappy movie. Oscar my foot!

-You know what I smell? Sarcasm.

-Fool... sarcasm is odorless.

Anyway, back to the original point

Lucky for Devin Saturday night he turned on the TV only to find a new classic to watch

MXP: most xtreme primate
This movie has just about the same concept as the first

1. Features a chimpanzee doing stunts that are improbable and only mildly entertaining for fifteen minutes tops if seen in real life and the monkey does a trick much less on a TV for a good hour and a half.


2. Includes a poor child actor whose parents are hoping this will be his big break that will allow them to quit their day jobs and live off his income but are simultaneously setting him up to be the laughing stock of high school once someone posts posters of his made for TV movie all over the school.

3. Who could forget the bumbling bully duo who grace the film with amazing lines, terrible misfortune and are easily duped by the intelligent, snowboarding chimp.


4. Targets an easily entertained audience



Oh Canadian Cinema, must you give us yet another reason to make fun of your country?