stop the madness
I go to swim practice with Annie and Julia every day where EVERYONE thinks that Michael Phelps is a god. Quite frankly I'm bored with it and have started responding with this:
If you have five dollars and Michael Phelps has five dollars, Michael Phelps has more money than you.
Michael Phelps recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Michael Phelps' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Michael Phelps does not sleep. He swims.
If you spell Michael Phelps in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Michael Phelps is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his heritage. He ate an f*ing Indian.
Michael Phelps has the best poker face ever. He once won a game with a 2 of spades, a three of clubs, the old maid and a green four from uno.
Apple pays Michael Phelps 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Ultimate face off:
Michael Phelps and Chuck Norris
7 comments:
laura laura laura.
this hurts my heart.
it truly does.
Oh Laura I love you. Its so true, but I must say I do love phelps. The comparison had me laughing for a good part of the day.
okay, don't hate. i love mp.
but.
this post made my night.
You can't deny that he was the greatest part of the Olympics though.
once upon a time i wanted to adopt you as my daughter. now, i might have to re-think my proposal. as a swimmer yourself, you should be ashamed of yourself. for me ... michael is almost everything swimming can hope to be. as a swimmer myself, i could only dream to have a fraction of his natural talent, and his work ethic.
i still love you, though.
HA HA!!! well, i love m.p., but i love chuck norris too, so this post was pure amazingness to me! ha ha
Laura, we never talk anymore, but EVERY TIME I read your blog I almost pee my pants! You're freaking HILARIOUS!
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