The Team Game

The Team Game.

Object: Put terrible people/concepts/things on others teams while making your team fantastic by putting hilarious/amazing things/concepts/people on your team. Any number of concepts/things/people may be put on another person's team per day.

Rules: Each person is allowed one steal per day (the 24 hour period between 12am and 12pm) and one refuse per day. Steals and Refusals may not be stockpiled. Certain things are on your team by default including any CD you have ever owned, any person you have ever kissed, and personal characteristics for example left handedness is on Devin's team by default because he is left handed. Rules may not be changed, altered, or fabricated.

Additional rules (by Devin): Here are some other important rules. If you end up putting something on someone's team 3 times, it automatically swtiches to your team for eternity. You are, although, allowed to remind someone of one of their teammates as long as you preface it with "Just reminding you, ___ is on your team."
Also, you cannot put something too broad on another's team. For example, New Jersey. Another true life example: "Everything that is bad in the world is on your team, and everything that is good is on my team" That's just bullsh**.
There are four people that are never allowed to be put on anyone's team: Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Joan Rivers.
Finally, you can't put child molesting or anything of that nature on any team.

We've upped the ante and now the team game is played by me and a girl who was formerly one of my young women's on our cell phone's. This is a picture version of the same game.

Examples follow. (These are all on Morgan's Team.)

Some of the typical things we put on each other's teams includes things we see that are ridiculous.
David Hasselhoff as night rocker.

Car Bumper Stickers.

Personalized plates like this one.
Everything Taz is awesome.

Really Awesome Car Stickers.
It's on your team by default if this is your tattoo.
See the personal characteristics rule.

Ballerina Frogs and Toads.
Who decorates with these Ross? Tell me. Who?

Glow in the Dark Jesus Crucifix.
Really? Really.

The Moroni Code. Come on Mormons, do you have no shame?

Tape Worm the candy, parasites always were appetizing.

Title of the book; conquer clutter


Well this is going to be on every 13 year old boys Christmas wish list.
Thank you Wal-mart.


Then there's the things people do series.

Wear red clown wigs while shopping for lingerie. Maybe its part of the exotic look her husband just loves.

Have your really long ponytail wrapped in a leather binding. xbikerforlifex.

Buy 4-40's on a Tuesday night.


Be awesome

And finally last but not least. Remember the choir dress we acquired at the Jones White Elephant party? See this post. Well here's what we did with it.

Gave it away at a UOP white elephant party where this guy (devin's best friend at UOP) got it and wore it for the rest of the day.


You now love the Team Game. Please proceed to play it.